ha, wow.

apparently the last person on earth to pick up on this, but here we go. dare i say, oddly prescient?

helen
noun - the fear of bananas.

I have an immense helen - even one little banana and I freak out.

ashley
a bad ass motherfucker who who won’t take no shit off of nobody

That girl is about to get the ashley knocked out of her.

kelsey
adjective- f’ing rad

I was on my way to the video store when I saw this kelsey car. So I stole it.